{"id":1060,"date":"2011-12-23T13:01:47","date_gmt":"2011-12-23T18:01:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allisonpest.com\/blog\/?p=1060"},"modified":"2011-12-23T13:01:47","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T18:01:47","slug":"a-bed-bug-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/new.allisonpest.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/23\/a-bed-bug-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"A Bed Bug Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The stockings are hung<br \/>\nThe carols are sung<br \/>\nThe cookies are baked<br \/>\nFor all to partake.<\/p>\n<p>Presents are wrapped<br \/>\nSanta\u2019s been tapped<br \/>\nThe reindeer are ready to jump super high<br \/>\nNobody understands how they can fly<\/p>\n<p>With excitement and glee the kiddies will run<br \/>\nTo see a tree filled with boxes of fun<br \/>\nThey open their presents with eyes shining bright<br \/>\nShocked to find <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allisonpest.com\/bed-bugs\/index.php\">bed bugs<\/a> hiding inside, afraid of the light<\/p>\n<p>Screams of delight turn to despair<br \/>\nAs Moms and Dads work to capture the pairs<br \/>\nWithin a few weeks the itching begins<br \/>\nIt appears the bloodsucking <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allisonpest.com\/bed-bugs\/index.php\">bed bugs<\/a> have just moved in<\/p>\n<p>Bed bugs are biting causing such a fright<br \/>\nBoth kids and adults are afraid of the night<br \/>\nBed bugs love to hide in the cracks<br \/>\nDuring the night they nibble on everyone\u2019s back.<\/p>\n<p>Off to the hardware store to grab some spray<br \/>\nThey have no idea they are treating the wrong way<br \/>\nThey spray and they spray all night and all day<br \/>\nThey can\u2019t understand why these pests won\u2019t go away<\/p>\n<p>Soon they will learn that the bed bugs will win<br \/>\nAs they continue to bite again and again<br \/>\nOut of desperation they\u2019ll call for an exterminator<br \/>\nEager for help they\u2019ll think they need the Terminator<\/p>\n<p>Out comes Allison as quick as can be<br \/>\nTechnicians assure they\u2019ll survive yes sir-y<br \/>\nAfter washing and drying their clothes so many times<br \/>\nMom and Dad feel like they\u2019re down to their very last dimes<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.allisonpest.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Allison-Bed-Bug-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-564\" title=\"Allison Bed Bug 2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allisonpest.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Allison-Bed-Bug-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"275\" height=\"193\" \/><\/a>Thanks to Allison the bloodsuckers begin to die<br \/>\nAnd they return to normal with encasements on their side.<br \/>\nRemember to check all your packages this year<br \/>\nYou never know what might be waiting to bite you in the rear.<\/p>\n<p>Happy holidays from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allisonpest.com\/about-us\/index.php\">Allison Pest Control<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The stockings are hung The carols are sung The cookies are baked For all to partake. 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